anusbrothers

De flesta känner väl till serien och oavsett hur många gånger jag har sett ett avsnitt så ör det ändå lika roligt!

Här är några av mina favorit citat:

Alan: Well you know what, it doesn't matter if I look cool, we judge a person by what's inside, not by what they wear.
Jake: Lucky for you, huh.

Alan: It's because of you Jake doesn't want to come here anymore
Charlie: Great, tell me what I did so I can do it to you

Charlie: [their mother just came to visit] So... to what do we owe the...
Evelyn Harper: Pleasure?
Charlie: No, that's not it.
Evelyn Harper: Well, I just felt like coming by to see some people who I love very much.
Alan: And they weren't home?

Jake: Hey uncle Charlie, what's green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree onto you it will hurt
Charlie: I don't know what.
Jake: A pool table ha ha ha ha that's funny because you wouldn't think of that

Charlie: [while shopping for perfume for the mother] We're looking for perfume for our mother's birthday.
Female worker in department store: Do you know what her favourite scent is?
Charlie: Yes, do you have Chanel #666?

Alan: Last summer Jake fractured his ass doing a cannonball into the bathtub!

Rose: What's the name of that hemorrhoid cream again?
Charlie: Fire in the Hole.

/anusbrothers